Thursday 24 October 2013




Screaming scarecrows,

Tearing rare flows,

Flooding houses,

Letting hair grow,

Housing hungry,

Hungry hippos,

Throwing punches,

Punching lino,

Crunching numbers,

Under eggshells,

Shell yr soul,

A mole to most men,

Send an S.O.S. back home man,

Stone the crows and roll the stone man,

Claude Van Damme will take the role,

Rolling over,

Scrolling scrolls and,

Holding shady honour rolls,

Behold the rolls of fat she folds,

Inhaling static,

T.V. game shows,

Show some hate and hug the dry wall.


Saturday 19 October 2013















Chicken Coopin'
Rippin spitten’ kitten 
shittin’ finger lickin’ 
anus splitten’ chicken 
coopin’ tale bone
 tearing torn the
 teathered tied together.
 Bitchin’ fishin’
 trippin’ now the weathers
 getting better
 and I’m itchin’ inside
elbows, scratchin’,

 hatching from an egg
 an’ catchin’
 kitchen cupboard rats
 and flat pack helicopters
 cardboard hard hat,
 scarred and crippled,
 toppled, tippled nipples,
 wittled worm 
from spit and piss
 it’s hard to hear
 the sushi
 cookin’ especially
 from where your lookin’,
 hastily replace the taste,
 wasting,
 wait embrace the hate or state
 the latest greatest breakaway erase the haste,
 it’s time to take a holiday inside your face
 or face the fear and listen hear
 cause we are getting nowhere near
, stear clear,
 fancy free,
 from triple tiered apathy.
 Buttered ears
 fried in beer
 eye spie tye die
 disappear
. Psyched replies from pickled pirates sickly sweet and sterilised.

A Touch of cloth














Friday 18 October 2013



Proof has nothing to do with desert

Cheaper than a rotten salad, mad that I’m not getting madder, saddest of the saddest sadists, made of meat remains and gravy. Lazy. Licking loveless lepers salt and pepper sneezes. Far from frozen but she’s stuck, abusive letters of the alphabet. Working up a sweat and turning down requests. Returning stolen sweater vests, detested salad dressing less infected, feeling feelingless reviving dead and dying pets, a feline fried in semen piss and sweat 12.5 friends vomit on the internet. Place yr bets and make yr bed. Remain awake, remove the head he said aloud (inside his head) the dirt replied, “You tried yr best, instead of heating week old veg compare the price, point out the edge” Regression, Pre-reccesion far too stressed to make a poor impression leave a lazy definition or a weak excuse, gone fishing. Lose the proof and keep the pudding, raised the roof and took it with him.